For sale: One slightly used conviction, like new! Great for arguments and picket lines. May improve posture and overall eyebrow positioning.
The only thing that really differentiates a person from another are the delusions they chose to believe.
It’s sad that our culture is more impressed by a nice tan than the gigantic ball of fire that created it from 93 million miles away.
I sat for a lifetime in the trickling stream of existence hoping it would wear down the rough edges and smooth out my ragged soul.
Nothing’s scarier than a witch. They have the power to defy gravity and they choose a broom as the vehicle. They don’t give a logical fuck.
Don’t approach someone before they’ve had their morning coffee. The brain hasn’t had enough time to remember shit like murder being bad.
Thoughts with Oklahoma. Tornadoes are not as cute as movies would like you to believe.